JIMI HOMELESS EXPERIENCE IN PHOTOS
This is ONE of my groupies... she is only 43 but looks like she's 38! She likes to have sex a LOT... in parking LOTS that is... mostly at night when you can't see her. I tell her all the time that she is beautiful but she does not believe me, I'm not sure I believe it either. She lives in a 2 story house made entirely out of cardboard boxes - she is my BOXY LADY!
This is my pad (literally). Excuse the mess I haven't cleaned my front room in a while, been busy with the music, ya know?
This is my roadie.... what's his face? Oh yeah, Tyler North! He calls this a Homeless Futon Bed. Anyway, he's been my roadie ever since he graduated Real Estate College in Utah back in 1985. He's not a Mormon either and no one would ever call him one to his face because he would kick the shit out of them. He's a lot like Jesus in that way.
This is Vince. He is my #1 fan. He always collects money when I play. He used to be an amateur boxer. People don't care if you stink as long as you play good or if you have a fan like Vince who can make them shut the fuck up - take it from me - kids used to spit on me and throw things. But now I spit on them and throw things at them. My name is Jimi Homeless people, you know who I am! Give me your fucking money!
